Phone

Just once, I would like to be able to answer the phone like Bridget Jones:

"Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess. Very bad man between her thighs"

Of course, I would use my name and hope that it was not my mother (or father) on the line. Of course, that's what caller ID is for.....


In case you haven't guessed - watching the movie and, by far, that is the BEST line of the whole damn thing.